Maya's Joke Page 

 

Hi I'm Maya here's a few jokes.........

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney

 you are to young to smoke!
 by kc

"I say, I say, I say - I have a dog with no nose"

 "How does it smell ?"
 "Dreadful  !!!" 
by The Karate Kid in Spain

 

"Doctor, Doctor, I don't feel well" 
What's the matter 
"I feel like a pair of curtains" 
Well pull yourself together then.
 
by The Mermaid in Spain
 
When is a car like a frog?
 
When it's being toad!
 
My name is Cool Katrina
hi COOL KATRINA thanks so much for your joke, I enjoyed and I know everyone else will. By by Maya!!!!

what sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?   a kipper.

by hockey dan
 
Why aren't footballs allowed to go to parties?
Because they keep on dribbling.
by S Cub

How can the sea say "goodbye"     It can't, it just waves.                                      By Tennis Tony in Spain

 
Q. shall i tell you the story about the butter
A. i better not you might spread it. by Edward Jacomb
 

Q:     Why did the crab cry ?

A:     Because the sea weed.
from Megan Healey,  aged 8,West Yorkshire

How does the sky hear music?

Through a cloudspeaker!
 
What do you call a cat who swallowed a duck???
A duck-filled fatty-puss!

by Loren & Pixie Pereczes 

Two aerials meet and decide to get married - 

the service was dreadful, but the reception was brilliant!

Why did the man drag a cabbage on a lead? 

He thought it was a collie!

 
What do you call a woman juggling pints of beer 

whilst making pots with her feet? Beer-trix Potter!

 

Q. What do you call a French man wearing sandals? 

A. Phillipe Fillop!  (From Karen Pereczes)

Q. What do you call a sheep crossed with a kangaroo.

A. A wooly jumper.

Q. What is the best bike for a polar bear to ride.

A. An ice-cycle.   (From Sam Noad)

 

what's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One  howls on the prairie, and the other prowls on the hairy.

 

My dog saw a sign saying 'wet paint' so he did.

 

 teacher: What happened to your home work.

boy: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

 

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